Sunday, August 30, 2009

South Jordan Sacrament Meetings

So I don't know what it is, but when ever I go to a sacrament meeting in sacrament meeting in south jordan, someone always gives an interesting talk.
Today I went to a homecoming of a very close friend. His talk was very nice and super special. Well anyways, the next speaker gets up and is SOOOO loud, it made my heart skip a beat it was so loud. He gets up and introduces him self and starts right off the bat and says that he is running for some south jordan election. He goes off on something about how he is going to get the word out that he is running, then the bishop called him to speak in church. His direct quote "the bishop called me to speak and we will leave it at that" Ok people I personally think that chruch is NOT the place to campaign for elections. I thought it was absolutely ridiculous. Then this guy was talking about prayer or something, (i had a hard time paying attention because he was SOOOO loud) and he told us about his closet. He said that is closet was HUGE. (talk about bragging or prideful or something) and he just sounded like the perfect person who prays in their nice huge closet. But then he came back and said, "Now i am not trying to say i am better then you..." Yeah right... you need to sound perfect so you can win your stupid election... Anyways... random sunday story

2 comments:

Nedge said...

Oh my lanta. Calm down! This guy/politician probably has given hundreds of speeches, it's what he knows how to do. And he probably mentioned the campaign only to make a joke about it and to try to make the audience laugh and feel at ease (which they did, except for you!). I think the reason why he mentioned his closet is big, is because he was afraid that people assumed he read the scriptures a little too literally (go into the closet to pray [which also means bedroom or quiet solitary place]).

Be nice!!!!!!!!

It was nice to see you there.

Staples said...

Well its kinda an inside joke with some cousins and I. It seems when ever we go to a south jordan sacrament meeting, some weird person gets up and says something really weird. "Your shirt is very bright" "My brother does bad things on the weekends" It is highly entertaining.... i didn't mean to sound mad